The many faces of Megatron: The inconsistency of the Megatron believer.

 Along with the many inconsistencies in the Megatron story, there are also inconsistencies in the the various depictions of Megatron, used by the various sects of believers.

 

 

Dicktrigger Megatronians favour a depiction resembling an antique slot machine with a trigger for a dick. Perhaps a metaphor for premature ejaculation?

As depictions of Megatron evolved, and beLIEvers became more and more heavily indoctrinated, the need for realism increasingly diminshed.

 We are expected to believe that this being transforms into a handgun. Do you see it? Megatron beLIEvers claim they do.

 

 

 

Prior to the present day shaming of the non-obese as "unrealistic role models", Megatronian depictions began to more and more resemble a male stripper. 

 Notice how small his hands look...

 

 

Iconography aside, physical depictions of Megatron, retain the need to transform into a gun. The dick trigger returns. How do Megatronians reconcile the inconsistencies in these depictions? By denying it! They simply claim that there's more than meets the eye.

In light of these inconsistencies, do you still think that a belief in Megatron is rational?